2014年7月17日星期四

2012年10月12日星期五

Joke of the Day – A.A.A.D.D

是的,不要笑...因为那是迟早的事 LOL

Joke of the Day – A.A.A.D.D. – Age  Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how is manifests itself:
I decide to wash my car.  As I start toward to the garage, I notice
that there is mail on the hall table.  I decide to go through the
mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
trash first, but then I think that since I’m going to be near the
mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills
first.
I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check
left.       My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to my
desk where I find  the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m going
to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I
don’t accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading
 glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I’d better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to
water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
the remote, but nobody will remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so
I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll
water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day; the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid,
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’t
watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook,
I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember
what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I’m really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,
but first I’ll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor, will you?  Forward this message to close friends you
know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent.
Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!  And if I have
sent this to you before….well, now you know why you’re getting it again.

http://www.adhdinchinese.org/DispOneMessage.asp?txtOrgCode=ADHD&Category=02-01&ID=ADHD40049912761062&Page=1

2012年6月25日星期一

缎带圆点小包包, 谢谢!


这篇...很久了吧!该是去年就应该写的。

2005年开始和网上结缘,从论坛,部落格到今天的面子书,已经变得难以自拔。
在网海中该如何与人交集,老实说还真不知如何捉拿其中的诀窍。

潜水多年,发现白米养千人。
有只要有好处,就会是好友。所谓的好处,其实就是互利的,交换知识,交换礼物,交换资讯等。其实这也没什么大不了,不外就是人以群分,方以类聚、物以群分。物各有畴而已。
也有自得其乐,也有分享再分享,当然也有我这样,写一两篇就不知所终。

写这一篇,主要是自认不知所谓,自招脸皮厚。
写这一篇,次要是想说的对不起和谢谢,竟然可以把这拖延如此长的时间,实在是不可理喻。

谢谢!我是无时无刻的说谢谢,因为这个缎带圆点小包包,每天随着我上下班,让我的手机皮包,钥匙有落身之处。

佩仪,真心谢谢你, 你的无机心,分享之心让我惭愧。
当初我只是巧路过你家,留言,拿了礼物,享用至今。

无以为报 (小气如我,才会如此想, 呵呵),只能送上诚心的祝福,祝福你祝福你家人,平安健康如意。

祝福你

2011年8月22日星期一

免费。累了就喝咖啡吧!


累了就喝咖啡吧!





下个星期,就是假期咯!你有没有乘这个机会,叭叭走?回家去?
你知道吗?有个活动已经有十二年咯 - PETRONAS COFFEE BREAK
免费的咖啡,果汁,还有小食让你解困,充饥。

哪里?
当你长途跋涉在主要道路或是南北大道,不管你是南下北上,一路总共有32个国油油站,不要忘了停下来,享受一下。

时间?
第一阶段:Aug 26 and 28
第二阶段:Sept 2-4.
傍晚5时开始

休息可以走更长的路,祝你们一路顺风,平平安安。


2011年8月11日星期四

疯了- CLARIN Facebook Fan Tea Break


疯了就是疯了。今天作了一件平常不会做的事。
到底是什么??
驾了55KM 只为了:

两杯(是的我喝了两杯!)Starbuck 咖啡
一盒Starbuck点心盒, 里头有一个三文治,果酱面包和香肠泡芙和一袋据说价值RM120的伴手禮。  
你会这么做吗?
想说香肠泡芙好好吃哦!
 




想参加吗?来这里看看--〉CLARIN
 
Event Highlights:
Door gift worth RM120
Refreshment
Mirror test
Manual Auto-Lifting Method

我拿的价值RM120的伴手禮 有:
1Lift-Affine Visage Serum premier lipo-drainant  (Shaping Facial Lift Lipo-drain serum) 10ml
2Gel Fondant Desalterant, HydraQuench  Cream-Gel 5ml
3Bi-Serum Intensif ‘Anti Soif’ 3ml
(不好意思哦, 照片只是参考,与真实物品不符)






2011年7月29日星期五

看医生



朋友说她一个我不认识的朋友,心开始觉得好像有一点点被压住的感觉看了第一个医生,医生听听心跳,量量血压,说没事没事,看了第二个医生,也是一样没事没事。第三个医生也说没事没事。现在流行说: seek for second opinion.
现在可好, 三个都说没事,那该是没事了吧
哪知在家走几步,晕倒了, 就没了.

朋友说,她那个我不认识的朋友应该去专科找专科医生做一个详细的检查。
可是那么多的专科医生,该找谁呢?
曾经试过带一个与我没有亲戚关系的老人家到一家私人医院, 她之前颈部突然发麻, 眼前发黑, 头晕不能站立。到了医院,到了柜台,说了症状,就按排她见骨科专科,我蒙了,问了专科的专用護士,小姐说对的因为这个医生也是神经科。好啦,等了一小时,出来这位骨科专科给了药,然后又转她到内科(胃),又等了两小时 , 才说:啊, 你是血压高,没什么。我给你这些药,刚才的药不用吃,
我问:哦!这样刚才的药不用吃就取消。(不然拿来做什么?你说是吗?)
专科医生说:不能!那是哪个医生,你还是要还钱的!
我:吓???!!

后记:之前骨科受了一笔专科费和药费 – 原来那是止痛药而已。然后内科也受了一笔专科费和药费。结果,也是没什么。 还好到现在也是没什么。
所以,过了,就不要自责做得不够,也不用他责,因为平民如你我,是没法了解。医生也是。专科医生更是常人。

2011年7月26日星期二

看戏 Taare Zameen Par

继上一部 3  Idiots 之后,Taare Zameen Par(心中的小星星)是牵动我心另一部电影。

孩子,你是这么的简单
是不懂又高傲的我们,把你弄懵了吗?
那些复杂近乎无理的要求把你击挂了吗?
我祝福你们,可以逃出这些无谓的压力,让你们的天马行空继续遨游!