Joke of the Day – A.A.A.D.D

是的，不要笑．．．因为那是迟早的事 LOL

Joke of the Day – A.A.A.D.D. – Age  Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how is manifests itself:
I decide to wash my car.  As I start toward to the garage, I notice
that there is mail on the hall table.  I decide to go through the
mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
trash first, but then I think that since I’m going to be near the
mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills
first.
I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check
left.       My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to my
desk where I find  the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m going
to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I
don’t accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading
 glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I’d better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to
water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
the remote, but nobody will remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so
I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll
water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day; the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid,
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’t
watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook,
I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember
what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I’m really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,
but first I’ll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor, will you?  Forward this message to close friends you
know, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent.
Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!  And if I have
sent this to you before….well, now you know why you’re getting it again.

http://www.adhdinchinese.org/DispOneMessage.asp?txtOrgCode=ADHD&Category=02-01&ID=ADHD40049912761062&Page=1

缎带圆点小包包, 谢谢!

这篇...很久了吧！该是去年就应该写的。

2005年开始和网上结缘，从论坛，部落格到今天的面子书，已经变得难以自拔。

在网海中该如何与人交集，老实说还真不知如何捉拿其中的诀窍。

潜水多年，发现白米养千人。

有只要有好处，就会是好友。所谓的好处，其实就是互利的，交换知识，交换礼物，交换资讯等。其实这也没什么大不了，不外就是人以群分，方以类聚、物以群分。物各有畴而已。

也有自得其乐，也有分享再分享，当然也有我这样，写一两篇就不知所终。

写这一篇，主要是自认不知所谓，自招脸皮厚。

写这一篇，次要是想说的对不起和谢谢，竟然可以把这篇拖延如此长的时间，实在是不可理喻。

谢谢！我是无时无刻的说谢谢，因为这个缎带圆点小包包，每天随着我上下班，让我的手机皮包，钥匙有落身之处。

佩仪，真心谢谢你， 你的无机心，分享之心让我惭愧。

当初我只是巧路过你家，留言，拿了礼物，享用至今。

无以为报 （小气如我，才会如此想， 呵呵），只能送上诚心的祝福，祝福你祝福你家人，平安健康如意。

祝福你